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Asian Porn Star Barbie

5 Jan

Hi. You are asian. Its 1t degrees outside. You are wearing leopard open toe shoes taller than me when I was 7. Again you are asian. So why is your hair bleach blonde and hot pink?   





we are who we are.

12 Oct

                                                               This is my Mother (Kim Marie) for you.

I guess you can say I get it from her…But then again what exactly is “it”. I would say it’s Honesty. And “Honesty is the best Policy.” Its true ask your mother.

Let’s be “Honest”: My mother has great tits.
(not a lie, no sarcasam included)
((no sarcasm included in no sarcasm being included))


Stay Tuned for more interesting facts about the most intersting Hot Mess in my life…
And I mean Hot Mess in the most sincerest of ways Mother Dear (:

Jellies: long term suffering and acceptance from society.

10 Jun

Description:  Cute plastic sandals, normally stappy,
translucent, somethings glitter and sparkle infused, colorful,
uncomfortable, overly desirable.

Dear Society,
 please think about the amount of pressure you have thrusted upon females (and little gay boys), of all ages by making these glorious shoes.  How could we not love the glitzy, glammy, colorful, exciting works of art that “Jellies” are.  We are girls. WE EAT THIS SHIT UP! It’s in our nature.  And as far as I can tell they are NOT going out of style I have been rocking these bad bitch shoes for  15 year AT LEAST! I love them they call my name from store windows. “Wear Me”, “Love Me”, “YOU NEED ME”. Seriously I can’t get enough. We get it they are amazing. You know you wore these shoes, HOW COULD YOU NOT!

They fucking hurt like a million little porcupines with razor spikes &
riffle nipples running free under your GOD DAMN FEET.

  • One: Satan himself must be a flamming homosexual, that HATES women, he must be the designer.
  • Two: They are plastic, which means your feet will sweat, and rub against the plastic giving you DEMON BLISTERS!
  • Three: No arch support (dooming anyone that wears them into orthodics.)
  • Four: You will continue to wear them through sweat and tears and bandaids, because they are so FUCKING CUTE.

So Society, here is the big F U for expecting girls to wear these amazing yet stupid fucking shoes to make our feet look like little rays of god damn sunshine with gumdrops on the side. Keep pumping this shit out in retail stores and just wait for the next generation to be born foot less. FUTURE NUBBERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

Thanks & Fuck Off,
Squeaks ❤ 

I looked for ALASKA

20 May

if you look hard enough you will find what your looking for…& I did just that!
Looking for Alaska was introduced to me by a good friend of mine [Caitlin- @Electricbabyyx3]
about two years ago now…but ever since i read it, the book & I have become attached
*because I am an OCD psycho…i keep most of my books while reading them in a zip-lock bad and i suck all the air out
so that the edges do not get bent, again I am a psycho (knowing is half the battle) but the edges have faded and the corners have
bent, and it was inevitable because i cannot put it down.

So now for those of you who have questions about this sweet tattoo…done by Billy Bats »(( Hit a bitch up. ))
back to my explanation:
this quote was said by Francois Rabelais. He was a famous French philosopher,
&& right before he died he said: “I go to seek a Great Perhaps”.
You can take it however you want personally but I took is as there has GOT to be more. More here or there. With anything
at all. There always will be and has been MORE. So in my life I intend to soak up all there is and ever will be.
So on to the future my friends to find a Great Perhaps. 


 I liked it so much I made it forever.
[[thanks John Green]]