Squeak of the Week

10 Nov

Dirt Squirrel
dur-tuh sk-whirl
adj. n.



1. When someone looks like they haven’t showered

2. When someone is dressed like a hotmess.

3. Someone that lives in a trailer, has no teeth, and is sleeping with their sister/brother

Lena please squeak that in a sentence.

1.”wow, I just left my strip tease work out class and i feel like a dirt squirrel!”

2. “well, I’m in Walmart….it’s two a.m. But I was in a craft binge so I decided to Mae glitter bobby pins but I’m waiting line behind a women that is picking her four years thong out of her ass because she had a wedgie, the kid is a total dirt squirrel”


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